lawebloca:

How we fight tall people Video

lawebloca:

How we fight tall people Video

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seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

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onlylolgifs:

dog trying to save fishes

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coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

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oscar worthy

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inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

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madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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blackyote:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

This is my ringtone now.  One day in the not-so-distant future I’ll be driving along, tear up with laughter when this starts playing, and veer into a canyon.

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vinegod:

When you can’t find your car in the parking lot… by Jerry Purpdrank

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Reply to this with your best peace sign

t0ughcookie:

radgreymon:

lyrical:

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spookykush:

crippledbypizza:

doodoocourt:

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I hate everything but I laughed I haven’t laughed all day lmfao

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